Duckie: May I admire you again today?

Tay: No may I admire you.

Duckie: I’m off like a dirty shirt.

Duckie: We don’t have none of this stuff in the boy’s room! Wait a minute! We don’t got none of this… we don’t got doors on the stalls in the boy’s room, we don’t have, what is this? What’s this? We don’t have a candy machine in the boy’s room!

Duckie: It’s called a sense of humor - you should get one - they’re nice.

Gotta give love to the duck man. Always wished I could have had him take me to prom. Ha Ha Jon Cryer is and will always be my biggest celebrity crush.